Mouse: I JUST WANTTTT TO WISSHHHHH YOUUUUUU HAPPPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY..
Moi: K.
Mouse: HOWW'S YOUR DAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Moi: Good.
Mouse: *rattling on..
Moi: *kamp (Editor's Note: The rudest phone invented is a clam phone..)
EDITOR NOTE: REMEMBER WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND..
*In Order to protect own interest, moi refrain from putting the name rat and rodent so moi choose a mouse.
** The above dialogue was moderated to a softer tone, actual dialogue was even a more hyper one.. BUT then of cos.. 18 years ago a princess was born on this date.. WAHAHAHAHAH KILL ME someone..