Three Things People always lie about bt none of them ever mean it.
1) Businessmen always say they are making a loss.2) Young girls saying that they don't want to get married.3) Old people saying that they wanting to die earlier.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Happy 18th Bird Day..
As all know, a woman seldom wanna celebrate her birthday after she hit 21..
But its a different case when you have friends like moi..
Count the candles..
Not only there is ONLY 18 candles.. They made me a princess.. Thanks kiki,renee and XKA.. Heard that the baker walk out of the kitchen to take a look at them because they ask the baker to write this on the cake.. *Gandongz.. Appreciated..
Whoever say that only a man can make a lady feel like a princess?
That's because.. They dun have FRIENDS like moi...
Happy Birthday Note 1
Text Msg 1: Happy birthday from papa and mama..Text Msg 2: Aww.. Thanks.. Heee..Text Msg 1: Did your brother do what he promise?Text Msg 2: Its ok. We later eating pizza.Text Msg 1: 没有用.. Pizza can put candles meh? Text Msg 2: It's really ok.. You buy present. There really cheaper than Singapore at least 10%No reply..
Happy Birthday Note 2
Mouse: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Moi: .. Oh. Thanks.
Mouse: DO YOU KNOWWWWW WHOOOO IIII AAAMMMM????
*Silence ensued
Mouse: IT'S MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! MOUSE...........
Moi: Oh.
Mouse: I JUST WANTTTT TO WISSHHHHH YOUUUUUU HAPPPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY..
Moi: K.
Mouse: HOWW'S YOUR DAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Moi: Good.
Mouse: *rattling on..
Moi: *kamp (Editor's Note: The rudest phone invented is a clam phone..)
EDITOR NOTE: REMEMBER WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND..
*In Order to protect own interest, moi refrain from putting the name rat and rodent so moi choose a mouse.
** The above dialogue was moderated to a softer tone, actual dialogue was even a more hyper one.. BUT then of cos.. 18 years ago a princess was born on this date.. WAHAHAHAHAH KILL ME someone..
Sunday, October 22, 2006
Pay it forward
Have you guys watch this movie before?
Pay it forward by Haley Joel Osment, the small young boy with a big simple idea how to make this world a better place by bringing happiness forward to people without expecting anything back in return. The theory is very simple, it all starts with you. Its like the passing ball game, you touched the ball and you pass it to the next person in line and it will goes on and on and on.. but this time, its not just one ball. Like you do someone a nice favour or even simply by greeting the stranger in the lift. Probably it might not be anything great, but trust me.. It will make the reciever feels that "hmmm.. today might not be such a bad day afterall" and so in turn the reciever will pass the ball to the next person.
Mb alot of people will think.. hey, it doesn't really concern me.. why should i bother.. But ever heard this saying? What goes around comes around? You might not be directly benefiting from what you have done.. But if everyone carry this tot in them, wouldn't it be more people being nicer to you and makes this world a better and less cold place to stay in?
But bearing in mind again and again and again, after attending a very valuable lesson in life, know how to draw your lines.. its not just a simple task of a pencil and a ruler. No one ask you to be insensitive,selfish or unfeeling, but nv do things that will make you feel taken advantage of.
Somehow i regretted learning it too late.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
The Ghost of You..
Summer's ended and without a trace Time goes by - while you remain Funny how I thought I walked on through With my heart in one Chorus: Why do I still cry for youDying to get close to you Why do I still fear to faceThe ghost of youHow I tried to get you off my mindBut you return - all the timeI believed I could just let you goLike the fool I amChorus:Why do I still cry for you Dying to get close to you Oh baby why do I still fear to face The ghost of you Release: I've been trying to release youTo get my feet back on the ground Still I need my hope to hold on to Even if I know I should back away It's just a part of me that I can't erase Chorus: Why do I still cry for you Dying to get close to you Why do I still fear to face The ghost of youOutro: Baby, baby why Anyway I try I'm still reminded [The ghost of you] Anywhere I go I keep colliding with [The ghost of you] I've given up I just can't fight it [The ghost of you] Everytime I look away I see The ghost of you
The Long Awaited Entry - 2 Types of Professionals Woman Should not Marry
When moi was a little girl, ma mere told me that when moi grow up one day, moi should avoid marrying a salesman or an accountant..
"When you grow up next time, dun marry a sales man or an accountant"
Why? Salesman always promise you things that most probably they can nv fulfil or acheive.. Its part of their job nature that sometimes it might naturally seep into their personal life..
Touch your hearts, my dear sales people.. When was the last time you promise a super impossible deadline or a super big cut in your pricing? Last week? Yesterday? Or just two hours ago???
Moi attended a seminar sometime back.. It says.. Everyone always thinks finance department are the worst group of people to get along when it comes to work.. because they everything also cannot cannot cannot.. But the real ones are the SALES cos when they doing their job.. everything impossible also becomes CAN CAN CAN.. yet when the problem comes.. they all disappear.. and Finance clear the shit.. Get the picture???
So why we should avoid accountants? I guess those who have dated the TYPICAL accountants.. They will know.. They scan thru the whole bill and say can we dun have the wet tissue? Cos inside the car have the normal ones.. and WHY you buy so many things.. This one so expensive lah.. Blah blah blah.. Thrifty is a virtue.. but nv be stingy ah.. Editor's Note: Note that moi put typical cos.. Moi have a good friend who is an Accountant..
Well.. having dated both types.. I come up with my own version though..
1) Never marry a narcissist.. They only have they themselves inside their heart.. What makes you think that you can stand a place? Besides.. What you see might not be what you get..
Editor's Note: Moi refuse to destroy moi's blog so moi upload an still acceptable pic..
2) Never marry a cook.. They always cook for others and nv once for you and the only time they do.. they want you to wash the dishes
3) Never marry a salesman.. Cos mum knows best..
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Epilogue..
Overheard in the ladies:-
Lady 1: 不冲.. 不冲..
Lady 2: Huh.. What you mumbling about?
Lady 3: Orh.. Reading the sign on the toilet door..
Lady 2: Oh.. Yah leh.. Nowadays management is real good hor.. their signs are getting more and more interesting..
Moi: (smirking) Hee..
Friday, October 13, 2006
Things that Moi do to make it a better place
Because of some inconsiderate people in my block and the extremely and overwhelming SMELL in the lady room, Moi decided to be contributive to the society. Moi wanted to paste this.. But my colleague say NO..YOU NO FLUSH , I VOMIT = YOU VOMIT
So no choice, Moi had to opt the traditional way.. Haiz..
Moi not only paste one.. but in all 4 cubicles.. The F4
In order to protect my colleague's health interest.. Moi had to resort to this.. The next moment Moi check on the sign.. It becomes like this..
Rain's Concert
Moi says:
handsome right
Moi's frere says:
go buy his ticket lor
Moi says:
ticket??????
Moi's frere says:
he coming sg mah
Moi's frere says:
his ticket hit the highest valus de
Moi says:
HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moi's frere says:
go buy the ticket n watch it lor
Moi says:
u know who is he?????????????
Moi's frere says:
rain lor
Moi's frere says:
he coming sg
Moi says:
HE COMING TO SINGAPORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moi's frere says:
888 (Editor's Note: Can anyone tell moi what is 888? --> Generation Gap)
~CHOP!!!!~
(Courtesy of Poulet)
Poulet says:
no thanks...i can go taiwan le....
Moi says:
:S
Moi says:
so exp meh??
Poulet says:
888
Moi says:
............................................. (Editor's Note: Thanks Poulet.. U solved the mystery..)
~Resume~
Moi says:
WHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moi's frere says:
i not sure
Moi's frere says:
i read newspaper de
Moi's frere says:
u nv read meh
Moi's frere says:
stupid (Editor's Note: Hmmm.. He aint heavy, he is my brother)
Moi says:
WHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moi says:
CHECK FOR ME LEH
Moi's frere says:
not free
Moi says:
PLEASE!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moi's frere says:
-.-
Frantic flipping of all major newspaper ensued.. BY MOI ALONE..
In case you guys do not know what caused the hassle, this is the reason why..
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Breakups: How men deal
Breakups: How men deal
By Steve Friedman
Let’s say you didn’t find him in bed with your best friend. Let’s say he didn’t discover that you had “borrowed” his credit card and run up a $1,000 bill at your favorite spa. Those are special cases. No, let’s assume this breakup was, like most breakups, difficult and heartbreaking—but in your better moments, you have to admit this guy had some good points. You miss him. And if you’re like most women, you may also be wondering: Does he miss me, too? How is he handling this delicate post-relationship period that many women fill with crying jags, supportive girlfriends, and more than a few Cosmopolitans? And how should you deal with him during this tough time? Allow me to fill you in.
I admit it: My last breakup found me downing pints of peanut-butter-cup ice cream late at night, trying to cling to memories of the bad times so I could stop obsessing about her long, smooth legs and the way she cried at Harry Potter movies. Even though the breakup was “mutual,” I couldn’t stop thinking about her. As hard as it was, I forced myself not to call. And then, in the predawn darkness, I found myself on the receiving end of a 3 a.m. phone call from her. Worse, I found myself seriously entertaining her drunken entreaties. She took a taxi over wearing God knows what under a trench coat, and it wasn’t until my hand was abomy front door lock that I suddenly remembered — seeing the vodka flush on her neck — why we broke up in the first place.From that close call, I made up :-
Rule #1: Both men and women are better off having no contact with the ex right after the breakup. Especially after dark, especially when she’s wearing God knows what under a trench coat. If you’ve both agreed, “We’ll just be friends,” it’s even dicier.“It’s impossible to be friends with an ex!” exclaim many. My friend Al takes exception to this rule. Al’s motto is, “We’re all adults. And adults do stupid things. So let’s not blame each other.” Al is the kind of guy who didn’t show up when his girlfriend’s parents were in town, the one you finally wrote off as a calloused, shallow player. Suddenly, he calls to tell you, breathily, that he’s thinking of you. Can you trust him? No matter how sincere he sounds, force yourself to remember the night your co-worker busted him at a club with young Bambi—the same the night he begged off on dinner with you because he had the “flu.” Among his guy friends, Al is known as “The Hound,” and he receives from we men a certain appalled and loathing awe. From you, he should receive bupkis, especially if he comes knocking after a breakup. Tempting as it may be to be wooed by someone you recently separated from, please consider what I’ve deemed
Rule #2: The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior. So unless you’re longing for a steady diet of heartbreak soup, tell your ex when he comes calling that you’ve got company, and that you’ll call him back in a minute. Then don’t.The truth, however, is that most of us are not hounds. No, we’re as confused as you are. That explains why, when we’re longing for you, we watch hours of football on TV. Or bury ourselves in our work at the office. Or pull out the ice cream. Most of us miss you.Most of us wish we could give it another chance, and that this time, it would work. So the question you must be wondering is, should you believe him if he calls trying to reconcile?In short: probably not. In fact, in my experience, the more dramatic his gesture to “make things work this time,” the less likely he’ll be able to follow through. Case in point: 15 years ago, a week before my ex’s wedding, I called to propose marriage myself. But that offer was worth less than the quarters I desperately pumped into the bar pay phone. Here’s another hint: When it feels like a desperate move on his part, it is. Desperate moves are not good moves.Of course, everyone knows an exception—stories of love lost then found again that give us hope. For two years, this guy named Tom was the perfect boyfriend to my friend Christina. When Christina pushed for a bigger commitment, Tom bailed, but six months later, he was calling, writing, emailing, sending flowers. Christina was the best thing that ever happened to him. Having been in therapy three times a week, he’d finally conquered his commitment-phobia. He wanted to be with her more than he wanted anything in his life. Christina took a chance. They just celebrated their five-year anniversary. Was your former relationship like theirs—damaged, but not irreparable? It’s certainly tempting to think so. But in my experience, it’s highly unlikely. Highly, highly, highly unlikely.
Which leads me to Rule #3, which is really less a rule than a speech. To me, this is what a guy wants to hear after a breakup: “Honey, I hope someday we can be friends, because in addition to all the love and resentment and hard times we went through, I think you’re a great guy. But right now, I need to get over you. Maybe in six months or so, we can get together for lunch and laugh about all this, but right now, I’m too busy crying.” Sad, but dignified. Hurt, but decent. Firm, but gentle. Because the truth is, I’ve heard stories of couples who broke up but got back together and are still going strong. I’ve heard about couples who broke up then smoothly transitioned to become friends or even the occasional booty call. I’ve also heard about unicorns frolicking under the stars in Central Park. I’ve heard about this stuff, but — beyond Christina and Tom — I’ve rarely actually seen it. So delete his emails, his number from your cell phone, and any other reminders that might make you slip back into something that clearly wasn’t working the first time around. That opens the door to the better things that are yet to come.
Steve Friedman is the author of The Gentleman’s Guide to Life.
Article courtesy of Happen magazine, www.happenmag.com. ut to open
Thursday, October 05, 2006
A: Oh.. So where is your office?
B: Its along the expressway.. Off 10miles..
A: Huh? Got a more exact address mah?
C (in background): Jalan Perdana.. Jalan Perdana..
B: Jalan.. Jalan.. JALAN BANANA!!!
All the audience fainted on the spot.
*** Adapted from True Life Story of Moi..
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Moi realised two things about people around moif today.
1) Je suis le celebrity. There are paparazzis in moi office building watching moi every movement..
2) Moi poulet no care about me.. Haiz..
As per today's conversation:-
Poulet says:
u breed mosquotes huh?
Moi says:
..
Moi says:
no hor.. I keep clean one hor..
Poulet says:
haha...maybe u go see snapshots u on Stomp le...
Poulet says:
wahhah
Moi says:
WAIL..
Moi says:
NO..
Poulet says:
http://www.stomp.com.sg/gallery/
hahaha
Moi says:
..............................
(*names have been changed to protect the individual's privacy)
What kind of poulet is this.. Jin cham leh.. U see lah got this kind of poulet..
It all started with my colleague telling me that the whole building knows that Moi plant a small potted plant. Even outsiders also ask my colleague "她有在种花?"
... Moi didn't know.. My plant also can attract so much awareness.. Hmmm.. Wanna take a look at my plant?
That time also.. Moi was telling my boss about that freak car accident.. and my boss mistook that Moi had run over a bird..
The very Next Day.. My lift caretaker told me.. 小妹妹不要怕。只是一只鸟。:S and my old time neighbour ask my boss aiyoh.. why your employee cry till so badly.. She loves birds alot har? URGH!!!! MOI HATE BIRDS..
Hmmm.. Looks like Moi gotta buy more hats and sunglasses now.. Also gotta read more of the Infamous Fruit Magazine.. See how those celebrities disguise themselves.. Then Moi must walk with wind leh.. Also hor.. Moi must know how to block half of my face with my hand and how to scrowl into cameraz.. Also, must look out for pin hole cameraz..
Hmmm.. So did Moi ever say that my life is boring.. From the look at things now, Moi wouldn't think so..
Period~*
Monday, October 02, 2006
Moi: What do you write in blogs? Write Diary izzit?? Wait people will see right?
Poulet K: No lah.. Anything lor.. But you cannot put those slandering or those political matters on it.. Wait kena sue..
Moi: Har.. I dunno how to take those sexy sexy pose pics leh.. and i dun really know how to use camera. My life isn't interesting.. I dun1 2 be the 4th xia xue (cos someone already claim the 2nd n 3rd liao) wait people everyday come and visit my blog, then i mah jin busy.. have to return all their comments..
Poulet K: ...
Moi: :D Hee~*
So why would Moi want a blog? Cos everyone has one.. So Moi must have one! *Waahhaha
This is my first blog..
03/10/2006..
Yoz.. I am up the wagon just like u gers too~*
*rollz..
